Rather than pull my hair out, I've channeled my frustration into a more creative outlet, composing poetic odes to the Twitter Fail Whale!
Do you like haikus?
Colors meant to sooth.
Sweet birdy smiles mislead me.
Alas, so much fail.
Perhaps you prefer limericks?
There once was a giant white whale
With aid of some birds, through the air he did sail
He seemed harmless enough, but when the going got tough
His presence meant nothing but FAIL
If this continues I may be forced to tackle iambic pentameter. Let's pray it doesn't come to that.