Please, I'm Begging You!

This picture has now been emailed to me three times under the guise of "oh look at the cute baby pygmy hippo!" People. This is not cute. This is the stuff of my nightmares. Puppies are cute. Babies are cute. This....this is menacing bath toy that leaves you with an uneasy feeling and comes to life at night, hides under your bed and gnaws the flesh off your feet as you place them on the floor. :::shudder:::

Please stick to emailing me LOLcats.