Tuesday TwiHard Report

Let's address the 500 lb gorilla in the room shall we? It's been buzzing around today that there is a video of Robsten leaving a Bobby Long show in Vancouver the other night when some brain donor "fan" decides she just must call K Stew a bitch. Why? Good question. You camp out there for god knows how long just to hurl an insult? Has she offended you personally? Spread vile rumors about your mother? Or is it because she got the man who will never exist outside your imagination? Because THAT will be the thing that makes Rob realize the error of his ways and sweep you, deranged creepoid, off your feet? I tend to think you're just mental, and pretty much the picture perfect example of why I'd never want to be famous. Congrats, you got your 6 seconds of fame and everyone thinks your a douche for it. Mazel tov! In the end she gets the taste knocked out of her mouth by yet another fan as Robsten make a scramble for it anyway. That's all I have to say about that. If you simply must see this yourself here you go.


Enough with the czars of too far, here's some more pleasant multi-media Twi-Fun! Check out this clip of the first single from the "New Moon" Soundtrack, Death Cab For Cutie's "Meet Me On The Equinox." Sadly it looks like DCFC was not able to snag one of the almighty Twi-nity (Kristen, Rob, Taylor) for the vid, but I'm sure it will not disappoint. Just a reminder, the video will premiere this coming Sunday on the VMA's along with a new, promised to be more Robilicious, "New Moon" trailer. I'll also be tweeting along (@Bashville) with the awards as best I can after spending the day at Octoberfest. Let's see if I can once again break Twitter's max tweet rule. I'm a rebel like that.


In "Um....ok" News...someone thought a little Team Edward/Team Jacob rivalry was EXACTLY what their cornfield needed. No. Really:

In case you want to try your luck at wandering through the maze (I feel like there should be a Bella searching her way through her maze of feelings for Edward & Jacob somethingerother here...oh hey, there you go) and find yourself in the neighborhood of Syracuse, Utah here are the deets.

And should find yourself in a totally different hood on 11/16/09...say Los Angeles...at the Village and Bruin Theatres, you will probably find yourself in the midst of the screaming Twi-throngs as that is where and when EOnline is reporting the "New Moon" premiere will take place. Get in line now! No...don't. And for goodness sake don't call anyone names!

To make up for the harshness of my rant and the stupidity of one that reflects poorly on us all, I leave you this parting gift of a still shot from Rob Pattinson's "Haunted Airman."

You're welcome.